How the Funk can help us in trying times

 Greetings friends,

My loyal followers, life has not been good. Evil has repeatedly triumphed over good. The sweet release of summer break cannot come soon enough. As I lay here, growing my depression beard, I think of how the Funk can help us get through hard times.

I have submitted myself to the world of Jazz once again. The song Round Midnight has provided much comfort to my woes. I recommend all my loyal followers keep listening to music, and keep practicing. I’m afraid I have not the strength to lead and preach the good word of the Funk in these times.

However, you should all listen to Talking Book by Stevie Wonder. It has helped me greatly in becoming closer to the Funk.

Good day,

Charles Rzany

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